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Name: Kevin
Country: United States
State: Illinois
Metro: Bloomington-Normal
Birthday: 8/29/1983
Gender: Male


Interests: Coffee, music, philosophy, coffee, art, marching band, awesomely bad movies, bizarre web sites (just ask, I have plenty) and coffee.
Occupation: Student


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Member Since: 11/10/2004

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Monday, May 07, 2007

*** THE EVERYTHING TEST ***

There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests,     purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is <i>one test to rule them all</i>.<br /><br />
Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or deep questions for a personality test.We're turning that upside down - all the questions affect all the results, and we've got some innovative results too! Enjoy <br /><br />

PERSONALITY
You are more emotional than logical, more concerned about others than concerned about self, more atheist than religious, more loner than dependent, more lazy than workaholic, more rebel than traditional, more artistic mind than engineering mind, more idealist than cynical, more leader than follower, and more introverted than extroverted.
As for specific personality traits, you are innovative (86%), artistic (74%), adventurous (62%).

STEREOTYPES
College Student (64%)
Hippie (63%)
Young Professional (50%)


LIFE EXPERIENCE
Sex (33%)
Substances (19%)
Travel (15%)


POLITICS
Your political views would best be described as Libertarian, whom
you agree with around 36% of the time.

SOCIOECONOMIC
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Upper Class.
You make more than 28% of those who have taken this test,
and 95% less than the U.S. average.

If your life was a movie, it would be rated PG-13.
By the way, your hottness rank is 60%, hotter than 47% of other test takers.

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Thursday, February 15, 2007

Something I wrote at 12:15 before heading off to bed... enjoy.

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Ink-Dance

 ...and pens do their ink-dance upon the wood-fibers.

I see it swirling in scribbly-motion over the world's notebooks to record the inner-thinkings of apes who learned to walk on two legs, drive clunky metal pill-boxes and put things into the air that should not be put into the air.


But they have been to the moon

in a larger, clunkier pill-box,

shot with fire-burst and burn-fuel

and have returned to write about it, to

dance the pen-dance upon wood-fibers

and tell the world of their acomplishments.


Monday, November 20, 2006

This is why the '80s were awesome.

...and I defy anyone to tell me otherwise:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wwps4ylnvac

It get progressively more awesome as the video goes on.


Tuesday, November 07, 2006

My brother is a funny kid... a conversation between him and ellen:

Super Snow Pea: so if you could change one thing what would it be?
Window21soul: Hmnmmmm...
Window21soul: Chaucer would have finished The Canturburry Tales.


Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Yesterday I read some very troubling news:  bananas may become extinct in the next decade if something is not done.  Apparently the bananas we eat today are sterile, having no seeds, and lack genetic diversity.  I find this tragic, and wrote a poem about it called "Requiem for a Banana." 

*ahem*

Requiem for a Banana

              Bananas, golden and resplendant in the morning sun, smiled down from atop the refigerator. Their banana-arcs rose and fell majestically in unison, shining in the sunlight and bearing stickers for the children.  They came from a far-off place south of the Equator, on a boat heavily-laden with other bananas heading out to distant shores.  They stayed for a long time, smiling their bright yellow banana-smiles from above.  I often look to where the bananas once were, and remember the majestic rise and fall of golden yellow banana-arcs shining in the sunlight.    


Let us all take a moment to reflect on that greatest of fruits, the banana.  You shall be missed.



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